This is fucking amazing.
CUCUMBER, Y U SO FUNNY
I EAT SALAD WITH MY FINGERS IN MY WHITE DRESS BECAUSE IT HELPS ME RELAX
BROCCOLI, YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY
HAHAHA THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE LETTUCE
That is awesome.
Lettuce makes you manic!
(Source: grapevinetwine, via atchka)
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I gave them salads, bitches loves salads
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An oft-offended lady. Likes sex positive feminism, queer riots, fat activism and body politics, collecting lipsticks, wearing the lipsticks that I collect, theatre and the active consumption of dessert wine.
My actual blog is here:
http://iamoffendedbecause.blogspot.com/
