Anonymous asked: I wash myself with a ra-a-a-a-g on a stick huh huh huh huh huh. Also do you wear a moo-moo? And do you have a fat guy hat? If you are offended by this (lol like the name of your blog) I would be happy to refer you to a garbage bag full of popcorn. Finally have you seen the simpsons episode 'fat homer'?
I don’t wear a muumuu, I wear a caftan.