Anonymous asked: I wash myself with a ra-a-a-a-g on a stick huh huh huh huh huh. Also do you wear a moo-moo? And do you have a fat guy hat? If you are offended by this (lol like the name of your blog) I would be happy to refer you to a garbage bag full of popcorn. Finally have you seen the simpsons episode 'fat homer'?
I don’t wear a muumuu, I wear a caftan.
eversoslightlyskewed said:
Ally; your response, like you, is flawless. Applause.
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tangledupinlace said:
caftans are roomier and prettier, i find
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fancybidet said:
I use a dialing wand.
iamoffendedbecause posted this
An oft-offended lady. Likes sex positive feminism, queer riots, fat activism and body politics, collecting lipsticks, wearing the lipsticks that I collect, theatre and the active consumption of dessert wine.
My actual blog is here:
http://iamoffendedbecause.blogspot.com/
